My new dog has some weird habits. This morning she would stretch and inch a little closer to where I was sitting and the look away from me. A few minutes later, she would do it again. And again and again. So later, I got really quick to get something to drink and when I walked around the couch to sit back in my spot, she was standing right under my spot making full eye contact like, ’ I am here and I shall not move because I was a ninja to get here.’ I’m not sure whether I should find this adorable or be concerned of the weirdness that is displaying in the span of 24 hours since we got her.
this is very serious question:
My family is obsessed with softball. Like, i mean obsessed. I played, against my will, for 3 years before they finally listened to me and let me quit. My younger sister was born 3 months later. Before she could CRAWL, my dad was getting her to swing a bat. She joined it when she was 4. There is no vacation from softball. We went on a ‘vacation’ only for me to find out that it was a softball tournament. It is all they talk about. I have been listening to my parents talk about softball for the past 3 hours, and they weren’t in the same room for 2 of those hours. I am surrounded and i don’t even like softball!